{"product_id":"star-rage","title":"Loravian® Star Rage - The World's Angriest Starfish","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eZERO BRAINCELLS. ALL THE RAGE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003eStop bottling it up. Meet \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"26\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSTAR-RAGE\u003c\/b\u003e—the angriest starfish on the planet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/6543.gif?v=1773982464\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFEELING \"DONE\" WITH EVERYTHING? 🙃\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eMonday Morning Blues?\u003c\/b\u003e Let STAR-RAGE glare at the world for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/HIT.png?v=1773989802\" width=\"394\" height=\"394\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eFinal Exams\/Deadlines looming?\u003c\/b\u003e Give it a thwack and watch it lose its mind (so you don’t have to).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/563mp4.gif?v=1773982787\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eNeed a funny gift for your stressed bestie?\u003c\/b\u003e This is it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/gg893.gif?v=1773990729\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\"It’s my emotional support demon. It looks as annoyed as I feel.\"\u003c\/i\u003e — \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"68\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003eVerified Buyer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🌀 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eTOUCH SENSITIVE. FULLY RAGGED.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eBuilt with a movement sensor. One tap, and it goes \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"51\"\u003eFULL FREAK OUT MODE\u003c\/b\u003e. It lights up, it vibrates, it acts completely unhinged. It’s the ultimate 3-second stress reliever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ekie26ekie26ekie.png?v=1773991274\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"20\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eUGLY-CUTE TILL I DIE.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eDitch the boring soft toys. STAR-RAGE is peak \"Ugly-Cute\" (kimo-kawaii) trend. Quality plush feel, but with a face that just says \"LEAVE ME ALONE.\" Perfect desk accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_g52q0tg52q0tg52q.png?v=1773984038\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🎒 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BAG CHARM.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eIt's compact, chaotic, and comes with a clip. Hook it to your backpack, keys, or car mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/bakc_e28d9838-6b96-446f-a008-210f79fe4d5d.png?v=1773983908\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"93\"\u003e‼️ Warning: Guaranteed to make people stare.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e📸 \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003eSPOTTED GOING VIRAL 📸\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/05.gif?v=1773984293\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003e\"I literally cannot stop laughing at this thing.\"\u003c\/i\u003e - @trendspotter_01\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"280\" width=\"253\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/Screenshot_2026-03-20_at_1.27.27_PM.png?v=1773984457\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\"\u003e\"Sent one to my boss anonymously. Best $15 I ever spent.\"\u003c\/i\u003e - @chaos_agent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_g23e0gg23e0gg23e.png?v=1773983323\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1*Loravian® Star Rage - The World's Angriest Starfish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toys","offers":[{"title":"BUY 1","offer_id":47649411334298,"sku":"RM-STARSDOLLS*1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BUY 2","offer_id":47649411367066,"sku":"RM-STARSDOLLS*2","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BUY 4","offer_id":47649411399834,"sku":"RM-STARSDOLLS*4","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4184\/1306\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_g23e0gg23e0gg23e_59ef9c9d-615a-43dd-ad6f-1513f06672ec.png?v=1773983953","url":"https:\/\/loravian.com\/products\/star-rage","provider":"Loravian","version":"1.0","type":"link"}